By Benjamin Shapiro
America is tough again,
A throwback to when men were men,
Fuck diplomacy, drop a bomb,
Like when we showed Vietnam.
Stand up tall and pound your chest,
Stock the battlefield with our best,
We’re mighty and we won’t back down,
Let’s go to war against these clowns,
America got its balls back now,
Our President’s bluster is sure to wow.
And everyone here is a tough guy
When sending others’ kids to die.
But please don’t send my kid to die,
Just those other kids