By Benjamin Shapiro
Einstein walked into a bar

Bashed his head and saw stars

From this big bang galaxies flew

Stars were formed and planets grew,

One blue planet contained cells

Which combined and grew like hell

Until millennia crawled by,

Mankind evolved to wonder why

And Newton came along to say

Why the planets moved that way

And other scientists concurred

Until in a patent office it occurred

That Einstein walked into a bar

Bashed his head and saw stars…

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