By Benjamin Shapiro
Everyday, now take note,
E’eryday grab life by the scrote,
And run straight towards the light
That burns eternally bright,
Never being ruled by fright.
Lifetime is a great big word
For a time so short, as to be absurd,
And once the candle’s flame is done
Once you’re out of time for fun,
When all you had begins to rust
And you once again become stardust
It’s all over, gone, kaputt,
So don’t shoot yourself in the foot.
Eat that cake, steal that kiss,
Never let a chance be missed,
Don’t wait to live until you retire,
Never miss out ’cause you’re tired,
Soon you’ll find yourself asleep
In black oceans infinitely deep.
Life itself is a gift,
Use it to lift
Yourself and your friends
To greater ends.