By Benjamin Shapiro
Hey, that website confirms my bias,
I will only read it,
That damn fool disagrees with me,
I’m gonna go talk shit,
I don’t want to hear the truth
It hurts a little bit,
If your truth and mine dont match,
I may just have a fit.
Facts and figures are for nerds,
I’d rather just follow my herd,
Because it’s easier this way,
I’m taking my ball and refusing to play.