By Benjamin Shapiro
Dear media, what should I be outraged by today?
(The government, republicans, democrats, gays?)
Dear Government, who’d you like me to hate?
(The media, Muslims, regulated interest rates?)
Dear Facebook, what should I think?
(Should I yell, should I cry, should I boycott a drink? )
Dear religion, who’s my brother?
(Fellow Christians, fellow Muslims, definitely not the other?)
Dear brain, what do you feel?
(Maybe something, maybe nothing, check online make sure it’s real?)
Dear me, what do you believe?
(Only what I’m told if it’s summed up in a meme.)
Such a mess,
We’re made less.
We’re the sovereign nation